01 — Decorate Time
Blue hand-lettering front and back — the whole line, both ways. Lightweight white cotton, printed to stay loud after the fiftieth wash.
02 — No Risk No Story
Small blue script on the chest. The back is covered in the notes you write to yourself at six in the morning — mindset is everything, work now shine later, nobody cares work harder.
03 — Just As Surprised
The whole confession in black caps across the back. The front is left plain.
04 — Room Full Of Mirrors
Black caps across the back, with WINNERS set larger on the last line. The front is left plain.
05 — Anti Social
Blue hand-lettered caps running high across the shoulders. The front is left plain.
06 — Money Buys Happiness
Red on the chest sets it up. Turn around and the back finishes the sentence, then signs off at the hem: money buys happiness.
07 — Nothing Happens
Four lines of black caps centred on the back. The front is left plain.
08 — Someone’s Therapist
Navy wordmark on the chest, the punchline in blue across the back.
09 — Their Own Lives
Navy wordmark on the chest. Eight lines of blue caps down the back.
10 — Plot Twist
Red wordmark on the chest, red script across the back — the one shirt in the line where both sides run the same colour.
11 — World Domination
Blue caps on the back, underlined. Red on the chest: souls are rare, pretty faces are everywhere.
The story
Voléfanka prints one idea per shirt — the kind you’d scribble on a wall, not the kind a committee approved. Small chest mark, the whole statement across the back.
Eleven shirts in the line. When one sells out, it stays out.
Materials & quality
01
Light on the shoulders and breathable in summer, with enough body to hang straight instead of clinging. Combed to pull out the short fibres, so it stays smooth instead of pilling.
02
Screen-printed with soft-hand inks so the lettering flexes with the fabric instead of cracking off it. Wash inside out, cold.
03
Washed before it’s cut, so the size you order is the size you keep. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping and twin-needle hems.
Size guide
Measurements in centimetres, garment laid flat. Between two sizes? Size down for a boxy fit, up for relaxed.
| Size | Chest (cm) | Length (cm) | Sleeve (cm) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 48 | 68 | 19 |
| S | 51 | 70 | 20 |
| M | 54 | 72 | 21 |
| L | 57 | 74 | 22 |
| XL | 60 | 76 | 23 |
| XXL | 63 | 78 | 24 |
Pre-drop
Navy suede front, mesh back, the V raised in silver thread and the wordmark on the side panel. Made in one run — pre-order now and it ships the day it drops.
Drops September 30, 2026, 6:00 pm
Pre-order price €30. It goes to €50 on release day. Charged today, shipped on release day. Cancel any time before it ships.